DO THIS OR DIE.

 

GO GET A GOAT. OR A KID. I'M NOT KIDDING

FACE IT, WHATEVER YOU ASK FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON IS GOING TO LOOK HORRIBLE ON YOU

AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY BREAK YOUR NEW iPhone OR DROP THAT iPad. 

YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY GUITAR THAT WELL SO DON'T ASK FOR THAT EITHER. 

YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE THE THOUGHT OF A PUPPY MORE THAN THE RESPONSIBILITY OF ONE TOO.

WHAT YOU SHOULD ASK FOR IS A GOAT.

OR A SHEEP.

CHICKEN. 

OR COW. 

OR JUST THE MONEY TO BUY ONE...

THEN DONATE IT.

http://www.heifer.org